Miscellany
First, MysteryMan stole back his camera for unknown purposes before I could get the baby miniature donkey pictures off of it… an now he insists on having a actual life that includes actually doing...
View ArticleFree Shredding of Legal Documents
Last week one of the fine upstanding officers of the law decided that the six mph I was driving over the speed limit was recklessly endangering the other drivers on the expressway. All one of them. It...
View ArticleReason #372 Why I Don’t Clean
Intro Maybe you haven’t been around here long enough to notice, but I don’t generally take on small projects. Mostly not even regular sized projects. And definitely hardly ever maintenance projects. I...
View ArticleLeopard Print Crookedbroom
As promised. The leopard broom! Handle close-up. MysteryMan demonstrating improper sweeping technique. This was an experiment gone right, and thank god since it was a present for MysteryMan’s sister...
View ArticleSummer Project: The Entryway
This is the front door to my little abode: The entire entryway has been slowly crumbling to pieces about since I bought the place four years ago. Starting with the 80 year old wrought iron railing,...
View ArticlePink-on-Pink & Heaven
Today was a pink-on-pink day… …as requested by my oldest and dearest friend, who I first met when I was sixteen days old. She will tell you stories of our childhood wherein I bribed, beat, begged,...
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